May 2012
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First message I read this morning: Aria! I can’t love him! He has a small doodle!
Okay. Ummmmm. Yeeeeeeh. What advice am I meant to give to that?
i just feel like a really big garlicy cheesy pizza
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Anonymous asked: You're fantastic!
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flower-nymph:
Hahaha bless your soul. You really think you’re in control.
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yeh i need a boyfriend i am fucking lonely
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moving back to cairns :)
i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
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sixty-two:
I know I can’t taste your skin with an ocean between us, but our love is a dinosaur, hear it roar.
wankbankofamerica:
Fall Out Boy pick up line:
The song titles aren’t the only thing that’s long
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todays going good :) - got asked to the formal (and said yes) - secret super exciting thing happened :’”) - moving back to cairns with my sister basically living alone - actually feeling happy about my body :D
my mom: clean your room
me: I WILL DESTROY YOU MORTAL
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breadandfire:
what if someone was attracted to me and wanted to date me
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For once really needing to talk to someone and not having anyone. Not the nicest feeling…
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boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human